During the HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast, many different sound effects and movie and TV quotes can be heard. None of these are done post-production, they are all generated live from Eli's laptop. Eli's collection of sound bites has only increased as the podcast has continued on. The following list only encompasses a handful of quotes from the sound board.  The program used is SoundByte.

Sound Effects Edit

These are defined by a sound board noise that has no words.

Sound Effect or Quote Source Author
~~ PEW ~~ A sound effect of a laser, used to separate topics and emails Unknown
~~ Cheering ~~ Unknown Unknown
Failure The Price is Right fail music (sound of oboe or horn) Price is Right
~~ Ooooooo ~~ Unknown Unknown
~~ Flushing sound ~~ Toilet Unknown
~~ Gyahhhh ~~ 2005 Democratic Primary Season Howard Dean
~~ Bew Bew Bew Pewoo woo woo ~~ Pac-Man death sound Pac-Man
~~ Piano Instrumental ~~ Christmas Time Is Here Vince Guaraldi
~~ Trumpets ~~ Meant to indicate the end of the show after someone says something horrible. Mystery Science Theater 3000/Love Theme
~~ Laughing ~~ Generic Audience Laughter Unknown
~~ UFO Landing ~~ The landing of a spaceship Unknown
Technical difficulties/piano song Monty Python and the Holy Grail Intermission

Television Edit

A large amount of quotes come from television shows, many from Capt. Murphy of Sealab 2021.

Sound Effect or Quote Source Author
The what? Sealab 2021 Capt. Murphy
Aw, Crap Sealab 2021 Capt. Murphy
Duuuh Sealab 2021 Capt. Murphy
Too bad! Sealab 2021 Capt. Murphy
ZING of the Day! Sealab 2021 Capt. Murphy
My Nipples are hard just thinking about it Sealab 2021 Capt. Murphy
"Bup bup bup bored!" Sealab 2021 Capt. Murphy
"Buh buh buh bored buh buh buh bored Buh Buh Buh BORED" Sealab 2021 Capt. Murphy
Thank you, Jesus Superbowl 34 Kurt Warner
WRONG! Lost In Space Robot
"You are correct sir, yes!" SNL/Johnny Carson skit Phil Hartman
"Frickin illegals!" Aqua Teen Hunger Force Carl
"Three simple words. I. Am. Gay." The Simpsons Homer Simpson
"Later bitches!" It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Mac
"These are my awards, mother. From army. The seal..." Arrested Development Buster Bluth
"I've made a huge mistake." Arrested Development G.O.B. Bluth
"Hey, hermano!" Arrested Development Buster Bluth
"Big frakkin deal!" Battlestar Galactica Saul Tigh

Movies & Audio Books & Other Edit

Many of these are from Will Ferrel movies.

Sound Effect or Quote Source Author
"Everyone can eat shit, a big bag of shit!" Semi-Pro Will Ferrell
"Aw, I'm so happy I can't even feel my arms!" Semi-Pro Will Ferrell
"Suck my cock, I'll murder your family!" Semi-Pro Will Ferrell
"Now you know that guy ain't shit. Sorry ass-motherfucker ain't got nothin' on me." Dream from My Father Barack Obama
"Sure you can have my number, baby." Dream from My Father Barack Obama
"Shit's gettin' way too complicated for me." Dream from My Father Barack Obama
"There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you." Dream from My Father Barack Obama
I'm living in a house, with Mexicans! *Mexican music plays* Stop It, You're Killing Me Unknown
Welcome to Costco, I love you Idiocracy Unknown
Impressive Star Wars Darth Vader
Fucking Windows 98 Unknown Unknown
"Harder", "Better", "Faster", "Stronger" "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" + Daft Punk
Oooh GOOD for you the set of Terminator: Salvation Christian Bale
You motherfucking cocksuckers Semi-Pro Will Ferrell
Better Luck Next Time Unknown Unknown
"The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!" The Big Lebowski The Big Lebowski
"I will not eat cat poop!" Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (deleted scene) Will Ferrell
"I'm gonna slap you in public." Anchorman Will Ferrell
"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?!" Anchorman Will Ferrell
"That doesn't make sense." Anchorman Will Ferrell
"Blackbeard's delight." Anchorman Will Ferrell
"You're a real hooker." Anchorman Will Ferrell
"I suggest you stop being such a faggot!" Old School
"I'm here for the gang bang?" Old School
"Once it hits your lips, it's so good!" Old School Will Ferrell
"Hey assholes!  You guys suck!" Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
"Thank you, Chuck Norris." Dodgeball Vince Vaughn
"Yeah-heyyyyy-yeah!" Running with the Devil David Lee Roth
"Inconceivable!" The Princess Bride Wallace Shawn
"The number you have dialed, 9-1-1, is not available" Unknown Unknown
"I feel like a pimp right now, like one of those pimps." Superbad Michael Cera
"That's how you take down a motherfucker!" "That's right!" Superbad Seth Rogen/Bill Hader
"This is going to be a fucking disaster!" Unknown Unknown
"Oh My Sweet Jesus" Unknown Unknown
"What the FUCK happened?!" Unknown Unknown